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xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(Source: australiansanta)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

okay-ibelieveyou:

When people ask me to lead them in prayer

(Source: savebuckybarnes)

aarontreble:

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

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(Source: skeletonspookies)

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan)

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

“It’s all going to be okay. None of us know how our lives are going to turn out. And I think it’s better that way.”

(Source: lightsglisten)

(Source: sallizzle)

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chocolatederizzles:

the disney channel games are a gift

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

(Source: likeafieldmouse)

luckyluna22:

 I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

wolfknuckles:

Do u ever have to remind yourself that “headcanons” you think up for your own OCs are actually canon

mukuroikusaba:

showing your friend something you know they would flip out over and they say “I’ve already seen it”

no

i was supposed to be the hero

(Source: byrde)