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lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

Played 49,290 times

prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

urlselfie:

the ending of Death Note was not something wanted, but definitely something needed

im-stuck-on-the-toilet-because-i:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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(Source: everlarkdandelions)

cacnea:

ash never thinks

officialbioware:

kawaiipyro:

i think anyone who’s every used the internet has seen this picture at least once

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#I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I IF I SEE THIS AGAIN ILL SHIT A BEAR #NOT ON A BEAR#NOT NEAR A BEAR #I WILL SHIT AN ACTUAL BEAR #I WILL SIT UPON THE TOILET OPEN WIDE MY ASSCHEEKS AND PRODUCE A BEAR OUT OF MY GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: animesharks)

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

(Source: tadizzle)

ben-c:

this is the most fucking embarrassing post on this entire fucking site please burn it immediately

skullmoon:

Jack has the best plans

kidouyuuto:

imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking that overprotective parents arent harmful. treat your children like people because thats what they ARE

(Source: caninevillain)

bootygrooty:

deelekgolo:

I’m still fucked up at the fact that the longest piece of English fictional literature written by any human is a super smash bros brawl fan fic.

218 chapters
3.5 million words
AND ITS STILL IN PROGRESS

  • me outside when it rains: i hate the rain this is shit fuck this i fucking hate you water droplets of fuck
  • me inside when it rains: omg this is so nice i wanna make hot chocolate and watch films yasss rain yasssssss